Thursday, February 25, 2010
My Resolution To Myself
I am committed to being slightly less reckless with you for the rest of the snowboard season. I'm sorry about the knees, ankle, back, and now your broken face. I don't mean you harm, but it seems apparent at this point that we have differing perceptions of what is or isn't within our realm of possibility. Let's work together to preserve what health we have left for the coming months and get ready for bike season. As a token of my appreciation and contrition, I present to you this bottle of Mederma anti-scar lotion for your face. It will help keep you from getting any less attractive.